On a much MUCH lighter note. Somewhat humorous too.
Teenage handbag thief outpaced by 72-year-old ex-sprinter
A teenage thief picked on the wrong victim when she tried to run off with a bag belonging to pensioner Jean Hirst – a former championship sprinter.
The schoolgirl was surprised to discover her victim, a former All England Schools championship sprinter, still had a turn of pace – at the age of 72.
As Mrs Hirst gave chase, she soon began to close on the culprit who was forced to throw down the bag in her desperation to escape. [More]